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laughing-treees:

waaahhhh

laughing-treees:

waaahhhh

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horrorhorrorhorrorhorror:

Tumblr on November 1st

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pivoslyakova:

"White Mischief" by David Bellemere for Porter # 5, Winter 2014.

pivoslyakova:

"White Mischief" by David Bellemere for Porter # 5, Winter 2014.

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chipsandbeermag:

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

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sucm:

why he lick me

sucm:

why he lick me

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booriful:

gorgeous

booriful:

gorgeous

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combeferret:

princessjohnegbert:

If you’re ever feeling down, just watch this video. Trust me

im HavIN G A HEA R T ATT A CK

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rhysthecorgi:

Yesterday morning, I noticed some dark dry crusties in both of Rhys’ ears and I got really worried that he had an ear infection even though he didn’t seem in pain or was acting different. I decided to take him to the vet near our regular vet that has Sunday appointments/emergency service to get him checked out.

As usual, Rhys loved the vet because he got a lot of attention and belly rubs from everyone. The vet and vet tech wanted to run away with him lol (they said they see corgis but not ones as young as him). He loved running around and exploring the exam room, too. Such a curious little boy! I laughed really hard when he did a double jump over the exam table’s base which was shaped like side-by-side hurdles - I think someone might have a future in agility haha.

Overall, he’s fine. The vet took a sample of the crusties and said there was a bit of an infection that she saw under the microscope so she prescribed some drops and gave us some cleaning solution. The crusties are more on his outer ear flaps and not inside his ear canal thankfully so it isn’t a bad infection, if at all. Hopefully it’ll clear up quickly. I need to be more diligent about cleaning them and drying them properly so he doesn’t have worse problems. He hates it when I touch his ears so closely though so that’ll be a challenge. He was really mad when the vet had to take her samples lol.

(The other people in the waiting room also got a kick out of seeing him in his crate. One couple came up to us and asked us a lot of questions about him because they were thinking about getting a corg in the future, how fun!)

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What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

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SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

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teresagray:

Scott’s always been about one thing: saving his friends. He will do anything and everything to save the people he cares about. When there’s no chance of winning, he keeps fighting. When all hope is lost, he finds another way and when he’s beaten down he stands up again! You want to find a place in his pack? You want redemption? Find another way to stand and fight!

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haloglowing:

tubesock:

people really ready to die for the vine

"Hold on"

OMFG 

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